This fucking woman
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
"i love u my dumpling"
William Least Heat-Moon (via psych-facts)
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
maybe his name is Noah :)