SCM player skins boredom never killed the cat.
  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??

orange is the new black season 2

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These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.



literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

This sounds beautiful right about now

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Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.


i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs



fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

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