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puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.


od0nme:

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

This sounds beautiful right about now


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thatfunnyblog:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.


cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.


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