- white person: how do you say my name in your language??
orange is the new black season 2
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
This sounds beautiful right about now
No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.
Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.
Dessert goes to the heart.
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.